Limerick
I’m not going to take any more,
I kowtow, I beg, I implore
I’m tired of pleading,
My kneecaps are bleeding,
I’ll stand up and walk out the door.
Track:
Mambo No.5
Artist:
Lou Bega
Plays:
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Lou “Beg”a
Limerick
She was a ravenous sort,
Whose hunger never ran short
Stomach bigger than eye
She took the whole pie
And left on her plate not an ort.
Limerick
Don’t say “aphotic” - say dark
Don’t say “blemish” - say mark
You sound like a nerd,
With every big word,
It’s not an “esplanade” - it’s a park!
Track:
Crawling In The Dark
Artist:
Hoobastank
Album:
Hoobastank
Plays:
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Don’t ask…
Limerick
I was hungry and needed a nosh,
My mother offered some squash,
“I want a treat,
Something that’s sweet,
And you’re suggesting goulash!”
Limerick
She spoke in an adenoidal tone,
That annoyed me down to the bone,
She sounded like a duck,
Had run out of luck
And up her nose it had flown.
Track:
Rainy Day Women
Artist:
Bob Dylan
Plays:
0 plays
When you think adenoidal
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