I Was Made For Loving You
I don’t want to sound completely infantile like someone who laughs when they hear the word uranus, but I will not being using the word “fard” in conversation anytime soon. It doesn’t sound at all like what it means.
It is strictly for “Words with Friends” usage.
Now that I’m not working it’s hard,
To do my hair and to fard,
My nails are a mess,
I seldom ever dress,
And my body looks made of lard.